Things that keep me awake at night!

Can bald men get lice?

What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?

Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Can someone give up lent for lent?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Can you write in pencil on an eraser?

Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?

Do stairs go up or down?

Can you make a candle out of earwax?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If heat rises then shouldn’t hell be cold?

Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?