Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Three Women Hiking

Three women were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river.

Needing to get to the other side the first woman prayed
“God, please give me the strength to cross the river”

POOF!
God gave her big arms and strong legs and she was able to swim across in about two hours, although she did almost drown twice.

After seeing that the second woman prayed
“God, please give me the strength and the tools to cross the river”

POOF!
God gave her a big rowing boat along with big arms and strong legs and she was able to row across in about an hour, although she did almost capsize once.

After seeing what happen to the two women before her the third woman prayed
“God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river”

POOF!
She turned into a man, then checked the map, hiked a hundred yards north and walked across the bridge.