Tuesday, May 10, 2005

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:


1) You believe in Santa Claus.


2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.


3) You are Santa Claus.


4) You look like Santa Claus.




SUCCESS:


At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers licence.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

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