Thursday, October 19, 2006

"Presidential Candidate Selector -- 2008 Front Runners"


I just took the Presidential Candidate Selector -- 2008 Front Runners test. I have publsihed my results below.


Som of the names on the list are ones I have heard of before but some are new. I have heard of Ex-Gen. Wesley Clark (D), Ex-VP Al Gore (D), Ex-Mayor Rudy Giuliani, Sen. John Kerry (D), Sen. Hillary Clinton (D), Sen. Russ Feingold (D), Rep. Dennis Kucinich, Sen. Evan Bayh (D), Sen. Joseph Biden, Sec. Condoleezza Rice (R), Ex-Gov. Mark Warner (D), Ex-Sen. John Edwards (D), Sen. John McCain (R), Gov. Bill Richardson (D) and Sen. Majority Leader Bill Frist (R). All the other names are new to me.


I was suprised to see that a republican appeared so high up on the list.

(100%) 1: Ex-Gen. Wesley Clark (D)
(93%) 2: Ex-VP Al Gore (D)
(90%) 3: Ex-Mayor Rudy Giuliani (R)
(87%) 4: Sen. Christopher Dodd (D)
(86%) 5: Sen. John Kerry (D)
(85%) 6: Sen. Hillary Clinton (D)
(85%) 7: Sen. Russ Feingold (D)
(82%) 8: Gov. Tom Vilsack (D)
(82%) 9: Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D)
(80%) 10: Sen. Evan Bayh (D)
(79%) 11: Gov. Mitt Romney (R)
(78%) 12: Sen. Joseph Biden (D)
(74%) 13: Sec. Condoleezza Rice (R)
(71%) 14: Gov. Mike Huckabee (R)
(70%) 15: Ex-Gov. Mark Warner (D)
(70%) 16: Gov. George Pataki (R)
(69%) 17: Ex-Sen. John Edwards (D)
(59%) 18: Sen. John McCain (R)
(58%) 19: Gov. Bill Richardson (D)
(53%) 20: Sen. Sam Brownback (R)
(52%) 21: Ex-Rep. Newt Gingrich (R)
(52%) 22: Rep. Tom Tancredo (R)
(48%) 23: Sen. Majority Leader Bill Frist (R)
(41%) 24: Sen. Chuck Hagel (R)
(38%) 25: Sen. George Allen (R)


Ex-Gov. Mark Warner (D) has already decalred that he wont be running. I'm not sure if anyone else other then Sen. Joseph Biden (D) declared that they will be running.


I must say I have no knowledge of what is happening on the Repulican side. I know who people are because I see pictures but I have read or heard much about any of them. I think I may end up doing some research on Ex-Mayor Rudy Giuliani, Gov. Mitt Romney, Sec. Condoleezza Rice, Gov. Mike Huckabee and Gov. George Pataki.


I know a lot of people seem to think that it will be a race between McCain and Clinton but we must remember that the last two Presidents have been Governors. Maybe the electorate likes people with executive experience when electing Presidents.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Robert de Niro hunts terrorists

I thought you might enjoy this video.


The video is a couple of years old but it's still fun.


If you enjoyed morons at heathrow this is just for you.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Amnesty International's latest video!


Amnesty International's Stop Violence Against Women campaign has just launched a new video.


Amnesty International would like as many people as possible to watch it and take action!


The video sends a very powerful message, one that needs to be heard, so please take a look and send the video to as many people as you can - friends, family, colleagues - and help Amnesty International to keep fighting for an end to violence against women.


You can watch the video on: http://www.onemanfight.com

Sunday, October 15, 2006








Left-Libertarian
You scored 13 Conservatism, 46 Liberalism, 33 Libertarianism, and 6 Populism!
You are personally... left-libertarian. You want to be a rebel, but you have a bleeding heart that won't quite let you.







My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:



















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Link: The Personal as Political Test written by SiberianTiger85 on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Thursday, October 12, 2006

CLASSES FOR MEN


I had seen stuff similar to this but a friend emailed this to me and it made me laugh so I thought I would share.


CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE "LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS" REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, November 6, 2006


NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM


Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.


Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.


Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

David Brent on Microsoft


I was recently on www.office-humour.co.uk and found David Brent on Microsoft and thought anyone who enjoyed the office or likes David Brent might enjoy this.


I think its worth watching till the end just so you can see the outtakes and the song. A little long for an Internet video at 20 minutes but great fun.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006








Above Average
You scored 60 CSIQ!
Well, well, well, seems you know a bit, good job!







My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:










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You scored higher than 99% on CSIQ
Link: The American Common Sense IQ Test written by wentnutz on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Monday, October 02, 2006

The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDm)


Just...take...the...fucking...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again.

You're looking for love, but you'll always maintain your independence. You're prepared for a real commitment, but it's also likely that you're ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious shit.

Your exact opposite:
The Playboy

Random Gentle Sex Master
In a relationship, you're usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you're a little bit more part of the pack. You're well-liked but you're not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight's often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Playstation, The Peach

CONSIDER: The Priss
DeliberateGentleLoveDreamerThe Slow DancerThe Sonnet
DeliberateGentleLoveMasterThe GentlemanThe Maid of Honor
DeliberateGentleSexDreamerThe BackrubberThe Intern
DeliberateGentleSexMasterThe BachelorThe Dirty Little Secret
DeliberateBrutalLoveDreamerThe Mixed MessengerThe Priss
DeliberateBrutalLoveMasterThe False MessiahThe Battleaxe
DeliberateBrutalSexDreamerThe Billy GoatThe Nymph
DeliberateBrutalSexMasterThe 5-Night StandThe Stiletto
RandomGentleLoveDreamerThe Boy Next DoorThe Window Shopper
RandomGentleLoveMasterThe LoverboyThe Peach
RandomGentleSexDreamerThe PoolboyThe Nurse
RandomGentleSexMasterThe PlayboyThe Playstation
RandomBrutalLoveDreamerThe ManchildThe Wild Rose
RandomBrutalLoveMasterThe Vapor TrailThe Sudden Departure
RandomBrutalSexDreamerThe Last Man on EarthHalf-Cocked
RandomBrutalSexMasterThe HornivoreGenghis Khunt


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.

Sunday, October 01, 2006








Pure Dork
21 % Nerd, 17% Geek, 65% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Dork, earning you the title of: Pure Dork. Like our friends Napoleon Dynamite & co.

It's not as though you were some whiz-kid in school. Oh, sure, you probably did okay in some classes, but were probably awful in others. Certainly most people thought you were smarter than you thought yourself to be. And it's not that you have some overriding passion, like computers or Star Trek that sets you apart for the crowd, though you likely share some interest in some of those sorts of things. You just like to be yourself, and want to express yourself for who you are.

And, really, there's nothing wrong with that. Being who you are often invites scorn, and so it's a difficult thing in a world that rewards conformity. Be proud of your dorkiness, for often it's just another word for individuality. (I'd vote for you!)

Congratulations!


Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Professional Wrestling

Love & Sexuality

America/Politics

Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST







My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
















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Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test